hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
Is this what parents are suppose to be like?
|How to break up with someone:||Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.|
I really dislike when someone has a crush on me and doesn’t tell me, Like grow some balls, if you like me stop wasting your time on me, and tell me and find out if it’d go somewhere.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.